Welcome to Insomnia Central

Hi! In keeping with tradition, this page was written in the dead of night when sleep eluded me yet again. It seems I either fall into a deep stupor of sleep at an insanely irritating early hour to wake at midnight or I lay disgustingly awake until I collapse at 3.

Raison D'Etre

This page exists solely because my friend Marci linked to my way-out-of-date job search page.Since I am 1) not looking for a job right now and 2) haven't been looking for a job in a long, long time I vociferously complained. She correctly told me that it's my fault since I haven't updated the page in 18 months or created a new one. I made her promise to change the link the second I create a new page. I hope she isn't too annoyed when I call her at 3:04 this morning.

A Day in My Life

Since I have no life, the heading is a bit misleading. If I had a life it would be composed of food, fun, and frolic. Instead, I have work, work, and more work writing object and SQL documentation for InterSystems Corporation. I have been known to take short breaks to watch the New York Mets annihilate their opponents or to watch a variety of other sporting events.

I Don't Leave Home Without It

Actually, I don't go anywhere without it. What am I rambling about? My Palm Pilot, of course. It's been almost a year and a half since I traded in my brain for a better, newer model and I haven't regretted it for a nanosecond.

People Are Contractually Obligated to Care if I live or Die

Contrary to popular belief, I did come into this world in the normal way. Ask my mom. She'll tell you how she suffered and suffered. Visit my photo gallery. Meet the wacky people contractually (well, okay, morally) obligated to care if I live or die. See some of the exotic places I've visited.


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